“Everybody always talks about “AU goggles” and all of that nonsense. Sure, not everybody here is a model. But let’s face the full truth: There quite literally thousands of young, intelligent, and yes, stunningly beautiful men and women all over this campus. The only reason that almost nobody dates around on this campus is because we’re all being a bunch of insufferable cowards afraid to break the mold of being a lonely, jaded AU hipster. I think the Methodists that founded this University got laid more often back then than the average AU student does nowadays.”
Kudos…best post yet.