HAPPY HOUR PREPARATIONS
June 2012
192 posts
WHEN I STILL DONT HAVE A BOYFRIEND AND MILEY CYRUS IS ENGAGED
HOW I CONVINCE MY LAW AND ORDER OBSESSED BESTIE TO COME TO THE GYM WITH ME
WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS CHIPOTLE OVER PANERA
WHEN THE SORORITY BETCHES SING THEIR CHANTS AT A PARTY
WHEN I ACCIDENTALLY LIKE SOME RANDOS OLD FACEBOOK PIC
WHEN I HAVE TO DEAL WITH THE BITCH WHO ALWAYS DRUNK CRIES
WHEN A BETCH IS PRETENDING TO CARE ABOUT THE HEAT/THUNDER GAME
I’m just like:
WHEN I EXPLAIN TO A HOE WHY SHE CAN'T GET A BOYFRIEND
WHEN AN UGLY GUY TRIES TO FOLLOW ME OUT OF THE CLUB
WHEN I'M INJURED AND CAN'T GET ON THE BAR AT MCFADDENS
WHEN A SORORITY GIRL THROWS UP THEIR HAND SIGN IN A PIC
WHEN SOMEONE SUGGESTS DOMINOS DURING BIKINI SEASON
WHEN THE GUY I MET AT THE BAR TRIES TO COME HOME WITH ME
HOW I INTERRUPT AN ARGUMENT BETWEEN TWO SORORITY GIRLS
#HAMPTONS
WHEN A BARTENDER IS IGNORING ME AND I HAVE TO RESORT TO THIS MOVE
WHEN ITS MY FIRST DAY BACK AT THE BEACH AND I SEE ALL THE HOT NEW LIFEGUARDS
WHEN I REFLECT ON MY LOVE LIFE
WHEN I SEE A PROFESSOR OFF CAMPUS
